was wondering if the rumours (and i only state this is only hear saythat you are a pillow biter?
just looking for conformation..as someone i know was really interested and askin do you have hairy pink nipples?
please clear this up asap and stop the gossip...
cheers ya hippy

Dear Mr Euro,

WTF? I am amused to find such interest in my eagerness to bite pillows and the state of my nipples. But, let me offer you some advice before this goes any further...

What happens in MK stays in MK. I understand you are from Northern Irealnd and now living in Bletchley. With this knowledge I can assume you are a man of extreme class and taste.

I say this politely: Go OOPS yourself and perhaps waddle over to the salad bar instead of your daily visit to the kebab van. Your interest in my nipples is a reasonable one. Most men of your persuasion are facinated with anything NICK.

Go forth and multiply, you colonial OOPS

Sorry, but im glad that you have seen through the fasard i was tryin to hide so well but alas now you know...
And as we know you are from the 4 corners of the earth (literaly more accents than mick yarwood)...(google it if ya dont know who he was )i feel honoured to be called a colonial by such a bush walkin ,flag worshiping tree huggin hippy
lots of love and kisses Paul

by the way ,,,,was that a NO to my friend?

If you fancy me, just say so. Be honest with me and with yourself.
I understand compeletely , you can only resist temptation for so long before you cave. Many people feel attracted me... You will have to deal with it because Im a married man. Your "Friend" is single. Perhaps you give him a go.

But in response to you last post:
I am from the Empires 4 corners but Australia not being one. You called me a "Bush Walker" - could it be you have confused your continents, unless you were referring to the 41st and 43rd Presidents of the United States, in which case, I have no idea what your talking about (I only voted for one of them, twice). And I am delighted to be called a hippy. In fact, most every one could be called a hippy compared to you. Bald weasel!

X

sorry but geography as you can see isnt my strong point ,, but do they not have bushes in south africa
and im glad you agree to being a hippy as it stands for
H = happy
I = ingesting
P = peoples
P = OOPPS
Y = yummy


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Hmmmm... How does someone reply to something so pathetic as your last post?

It might be best to leave it alone, but I dont think I can.

I think you may have been hit in the head with too many rubber bullets or water cannons? Can I assume that this is general banter...in which case your an enormously jolly fat man looking for friends. In the case that this is not banter...you are a very sad and lonely, washed up, twist and go has been.

Actually (after reading this through again) you are both.

NOW NOW hear this yous pair of homo s,quiten down and behave yourselves

HEY jim the m*d (now that m word should be moderated as its a lot worse than i said in my previous post
if ya wanna join in on this topic feel free ,,nothin personal or offensive attacks at anyone just friendly banter..
now go pop a light bulb in your mouth uncle festor ,you must be well handy in a power cut
and as for the bloody yank well i may be all of the above that you wrote but at least when i look in the mirror (which i may add it is one from the fun house that makes me look slim )my passport says BRITISH which in this day and age is sommat all you yanks can dream of having,,,oh and also the glorious country that you call america can only dream of having and will never have is a ROYAL FAMILY
bye bye and good nite
ps how bad is it when a country celebrates a bloody mouse's birthday

Your use of smiley faces is making me sick. They are starting to look like you. Im feeling ill now...

Your repeated attacks are about to make me cry! Dont you know Amercians are very sensitive and take things so personal. your breaking my heart, fat man. I thought we had something going here...another false hope for me.

I was born with a British passport... and actually a South African one too. And since then I have racked up another 3 including American. In fact, if Northern Ireland was a real place (and not just a flap of land at the top of a third world) I could probably get one from there too...I already have my Disneyland Passport (for Paris, Orlando and California thank you very much).
I am a child of this great Empire, you are a child of the Apes.
Proud to have a Royal family, yes??? I can see that ... but you must be so proud of the ROYAL MAIL and British Airways too. Why dont we throw in a few others too... How about the football team? Or just Robert Green? Yeah lets just leave it a Robert Green , shall we?

I dont know when Mickey Mouses birthday is? And have no memory of ever celebrating it before? But I have a question for you...Does your Northern Irish Passport get you in free to Disney?
Feckin hillbilly!

P.S. notice the use of ZERO smiley faces! Because Im sick of the sight of ya.